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Apple Sale Like No Other: MASSIVE Discounts on Latest iPhones

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Spring has sprung, and so have Apple’s plans to boost the disappointing and ever dwindling iPhone sales in India. Their method of attack is a week-long mega sale with all the latest iPhone models discounted to ridiculously low prices. And while the Apple lovers in us are ooh-ing and aah-ing and getting our cards out of our wallets to purchase one (or couple) for ourselves, the sceptic in us can’t help but feel that the offer is too good to be true!

The Sale

Now, don’t get me wrong and put those pitchforks back in the basement because I’m truly happy for the once-in-a-blue-moon Apple sale, but then again it’s so out of character for Apple and being suspicious is a natural reaction.

But anyhow, this discussion is fruitless for now, and I can pretty much feel all of you cussing at me and wondering “When will this woman get to the damn point?!” and the answer to that is, NOW!

Slashed iPhone Prices

Now, for the good stuff! The never-before Apple sale will begin from 1st-7th April. Here are the pricing details:

  • 64GB iPhone XR will be available for Rs. 57,675, that’s a 25% discount on the list price of Rs. 76,900.
  • For 64 GB iPhone XS Max, the price is slashed from Rs. 1,09,900 to Rs. 87,920 after a 20% discount.
  • The 256 GB XS Max remains at the undiscounted price of Rs. 1,24,900. But the 512 GB model sees a whopping reduction of Rs. 36,225 (25%).

Yup, those are the prices, and your cue to picking your jaw off the ground. What are you waiting for? Go buy one for yourself, your parents, your siblings, your friends, your significant other (or crush), the pados waali aunty, and while you’re at it, might as well pick one up for your pet as well!

One More Thing…

Before you start typing in the comments, asking for details – “Where can I buy the phones from?” “Where’s the Flipkart Link or Amazon Link?” – let me come back to my point about how unreal this sale seems. Too good to be true, right? Well, that’s because IT ISN’T TRUE!

Oh, and also… Happy April Fool’s Day!

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